YOU DECIDE! Kim Jon-Un

Kim Jong-Un is threatening world peace with his nuclear tests.  It’s difficult for Dayology to determine his intentions because there is a question as to his birthday. Unfortunately Kim Jon-Un has three birth dates published on the Internet. Since we are in no position to demand a copy of Kim Jon-Un’s birth certificate, we must investigate his background and see which of the three Dayology signatures offers the best fit.

So what is there to know about this strange individual? He holds the position of Supreme Leader in North Korea, following the reigns of his father and grandfather. Originally his older brother, Kim Jong-nam was considered the heir apparent, but he fell out of public favor by attempting to visit Tokyo Disneyland with a false passport. That is the story anyway. Kim Jong-nam was subsequently exiled from North Korea and died under suspicious circumstances.

It is reported that Kim Jong-Un is “afraid of his own shadow.” Bill Richardson, a past USA ambassador to the United Nations, states that Jung Un is seriously concerned about being overthrown and losing his status in the world.  What little we see of North Korea in the news  appears over regimented and highly militarized. What isn’t revealed is the overwhelming repression. The Human Rights Watch observed that “the government curtails all basic human rights, including freedom of expression, assembly, and association, and freedom to practice religion. It prohibits any organized political opposition, independent media, free trade unions, and independent civil society organizations. Arbitrary arrest, torture in custody, forced labor, and public executions maintain an environment of fear and control.”

As to the physical health and inclinations of Kim Jong Un, we do have some information. He has diabetes, hypertension and is greatly overweight. Kim Jung Un is married and has a daughter, but there are rumors that he enjoys partying with the ladies. He  imported a special sauna to help to ease his hang-overs. Last but not least, Jung Un has a strange relationship with US basketball player Dennis Rodman. Both individuals are quite eccentric as to their personal expression  and perhaps that quality is part of their attraction to one another.

Which of these dates is the birthday of Kim Jong Un?

#70 FRI CAP             1/8/1982 
#82 SAT CAP            1/8/1983 
#10 SUN CAP           1/8/1984

We’ll be employing a new technique to solve each You Decide! situation. This time we are comparing the possible signatures for similar qualities to those known about our subject. First of all it must be stated that unless we have a copy of an individual’s birth certificate in our hands, we can NEVER be sure of the Dayology Signature. But in working backwards from the three possible signatures we can attempt to guess the correct date by keeping in mind what we know about the subject’s personality to the signatures.  The following character delineations might be of some help.

Signature #70 FRI CAP seems all wrong to me. I would expect some observable kindness or compassion from a person with a FRIDAY day ray, even with a Capricorn Sun Sign. As far as flaws go,this signature in a male might indicate a penchant for pleasurable evening in a shadowy manner, and that isn’t enough to indicate Venus as Kim Jong Un’s INNER ruler.
Signature #82 SAT CAP is a strong contender. Having Saturn as the INNER and OUTER ruler makes for a serious person, It is true that North Korea is one of the most repressive and militarized states on Earth. Frankly this regime was in place before Kim Jong Un became the supreme leader, but he has taken full advantage of it. A close family member was murdered under mysterious circumstances. As to Kim Jong Un’s involvement, it is not clear.
Signature #10 SUN CAP is also a consideration, Having a Capricorn OUTER self could account for the isolation that Kim Jong Un perpetrates and the cruelty that he directs on his countrymen. Having the Sun as his INNER ruler would explain his urge to be in charge and retain his power to the very end. Sun types like to associate with celebrities. It heightens their self-esteem.

SITEMAP – You Decide!

UPDATE: Let’s stop guessing and do some more research. Among Internet sources, there is no consensus regarding Kim Jung Un’s birthdate. Kenji Fujimoto states that Kim’s year of birth is 1983.  He was a sushi chef for the family and an author of a tell-all book. That same birthdate is offered by Dennis Rodman who says he received it from the Supreme Leader himself. So the #82 SAT CAP Signature is probably the true date.

UPDATE – ‘Fujimoto the betrayer is back.” It was reported that Kim’s sushi chef has returned after fleeing for his life in 2002. Apparently Fujimoto was invited back. From the photo, it looks like a very emotional reunion. It is said that the two of them had played together as children and were very close. All is forgiven says Kim. Fujimoto is now willing to tell all who will listen about the virtues of the North Korean leader.

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